Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
okay im going to watch frozen
um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes
wheres the hole
the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
it all went into Elsa’a hair and singing trolls
I love my skin!
I wish i had this on tv when i was growing up.
This is really important.
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you
And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
This show…this show everybody
"And that was how I found out."
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
i have the sex appeal of a math book
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??